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​Who Killed Santa?
The Choose-Your-Own-Ending
Musical Murder Mystery Holiday Whodunit!
By Milwaukee Playwright Neil Haven

In this hilarious and irreverent send-up, Santa is hosting his annual holiday party attended by the usual holiday favorites: Frosty, Tiny Tim, The Little Drummer Boy, and Rudolph, who all have a bone to pick with Santa. After the introduction of the sexy new Little Drummer Girl, tempers flare, and Santa ends up with a candy cane through the heart. No one will confess, no one can leave, and Christmas is in jeopardy. As the tension builds, a couple of incompetent detectives enter the scene, and all the dirty secrets of these iconic holiday characters are revealed.

Who Killed Santa? is an alternative adult show featuring parodies of holiday songs, and four possible endings determined by which suspect the audience accuses, and gratuitous puppet violence. Recommended for ages 16 and up.
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​The Milwaukee Journal Sentinel says:
"Raucous, raunchy, reliably hilarious...ingenious rod puppets...Friday night's audience was in stitches. It's Christmas's dirty little secret."

"A pitch-perfect, raunchy send-up of every other holiday show in town and on TV." - Third Coast Digest

"Stunningly original and, well, frankly addictive." - Young Nonprofit Professionals Network

"...triple homocide...but there's genuine heart to it all..." - ExpressMilwaukee.com

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Email us at: whokilledsantamke@gmail.com